The hosts gather to examine the controversial paperwork requirements for recreational bouncing within church jurisdictions, but are sidetracked by suspicious marketing decisions and rankings that could have life-or-death consequences.

The hosts prepare for a thoughtful discussion on mystical dairy-related diplomacy, but are overtaken by executive buzzword fill-ins and titles that refuse to end.

The hosts attempt to chronicle the turbulent life of a deeply unwell appliance, but are derailed by products with identity crises and shows that sound too ridiculous to not be real.

The hosts seek to uncover the secrets behind the most legendary con in history but get hoodwinked by tricky Amazon prices and endlessly replayed HBO movies.

The hosts begin a profound exploration of lunch-meat but are swiftly diverted by a full-blown Kurt Russell role-rumble and the unseemly inner thoughts of everyday objects.

The hosts plan to uncover the long-lost methodology behind spectral population tracking, but instead get pulled into franchise overhauls and movie endings reimagined by a synthetic mind.

The hosts attempt to get to the heart of hydration but get waylaid by whispering Walken and mysterious Amazon prices.

The hosts attempt to unravel the mystery of a distinct textile, but are waylaid by experimental pharmaceuticals and unexpected brand marriages.

The hosts prepare to illuminate the digital wasteland, but are waylaid by unsolicited nonsense and thunderous colon explosions.

The hosts aim to commemorate the unforgettable, but are derailed by uneven milestones and cinematic exits no one saw coming.

The hosts set out to explore something profound, but detour into where things came from and John Wikipedia trivia.

The hosts embark on an investigation into the unknown, but get pulled into things you can’t make them care about and the objectionable thoughts of objects.

The hosts swim to the heart of this captivating story, but get thrown off course by Wesley Snipes and things that could potentially stink.

The hosts intend to tackle an epic topic but end up kicking around things they have second thoughts about and people who are entirely unprofessional in film and television.

This week’s show topic ends up taking a backseat to some serious ado in the form of clickbait, expensive things and dangerous individuals.